"You're so boring"
/My boyfriend and I had gone a month without seeing each other until he finally could come to Pennsylvania to see me.
He came in March so it was still cold, with some snow on the ground, and a thin sheet of ice still on the ponds. He was from Texas and never had seen that much snow, and definitely never saw a pond frozen the way it was.
He started off by throwing ice onto the pond to see it shatter. He thought it was so cool, so he started to take some ginger steps onto it.
I told him to be careful because it was only 2 or 3 inches deep, and then he got on the ice. It started to crack and he almost broke through before he got back onto the bank, all while I told him to get out so he didn't fall through.
He made it back to the bank, laughing. He told me I was so boring.
He complained the rest of the trip that I was boring and wouldn't get on the ice with him.
I guess the girl he slept with and broke up with me for was more interesting.